I’m generally hard to numb, GENERALLY!... today, the dentist gave me enough Novocain to cripple a rino. I am numb up to my eyeballs and I look like a stroke victim! Not just any stroke victim, a stroke victim with a Jewel snaggle tooth (the temporary cap on my nubbin of a tooth doesn’t blend... AT ALL).
I couldn’t justify skipping the gym due to my stroke, so I proceeded to Gold’s to lift. This proved TERRIFYING when I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror during a difficult bicep curl and with the strained face I looked like Sloth from Goonies….
Basically, I look like the drunk lady who's face was eaten off by her dog....If you just can’t quite get the visual, imagine if these three bred….
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I'm crying! In a good way! The visual got to me. Love ya!
How come I'm just finding out now that you have a blog!!!??? How did I miss that? Oh well...try getting rid of me now!
hahaha, can't stop laughing! so i went to the dentist before i left ut for the same reason and i totally looked and felt the same way! i couldn't smile without half of my face staying flat/dead and the other half moving into a smile. i couldn't even feel my eye. it was horrible, i can relate so much to this post! why hadn't i thought about slough! i love him. and i love you!
hey you guys!
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