I Spy With My Judgmental Eye…

This is a list of some of my favorite things spotted at the gym, which oddly enough happened to be some of my least favorite things spotted at the gym... All can be found at the VanWinkle Gold’s (formerly referred to as the “pretty people gym” (note I said “formerly”)) on any given night. Two trips max and you can take in ALL its wonder and glory. It’s a beautiful thing.

• Naked lady in the locker room. wobbly bits, lots of wobbly bits...
• Man in sweat pants (the kind with elastic ankles). It makes me very VERY! uncomfortable.
• Beth, Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife, sans the class and blond hair. Possibly bigger boobs…
• Man sporting the gallon milk jug of water. Dude, dumbbells are included in your membership.
• Camel toe
• Moose knuckles
• Nutter jean shorts… accompanied by moose knuckles.
• Brandon Walsh from 90210, but with facial hair.
• Royal Blue, velvet track suite, with matching scrunchy and soup can bangs.
• Ru! Fi! OOOooooo!……. Bangerang
• 'Roid: The man clearly on steroids and ALWAYS at the gym.
• ‘Roid. wearing the barely there “tank” in camo… I refer to it as the upside down thong.
• The real life version of the Homies figurines
• And finally, the mirror poser. Can’t get enough of himself and neither can I…